Burn the throat. STOCKHOLM KARTELL ✚ CHACHO join up at the cauldron to conjure the official, blistering MÖRK BORG hot sauce, Liquid Misery. Perfect for when your character just died but you still want to feel something.
LIQUID MISERY is a loud and vibrant, sickly yellow elixir pairing pineapple sweetness with a violent, agonizing sting. Like the belly of a gutterscum, it’s pungent, acidic, garlic-heavy, and unforgiving.
*EU customers: Please order at the official MÖRK BORG store.
Ingredients: Distilled white vinegar, fermented Scotch Bonnet peppers, habanero peppers, roasted yellow bell peppers, roasted yellow onion, roasted pineapple, roasted garlic, salt, mustard powder, turmeric.One 200 mL bottle of Liquid Misery. Unlimited stock.
Liquid Misery is available as separate 200ml bottles, but for the hardcore hot sauce hound, we're making a brim-filled limited edition numbered boxed set with even more goodies.
Liquid Misery—Increase your suffering with the official CHACHO x MÖRK BORG yellow hot sauce.
A New Game + Adventure—Pelle Nilsson got his filthy hands on a keyboard and wrote a stripped-down, minimalist version of the MÖRK BORG rules (using only a handful of d6s and an herbmaster’s coin), as well as a dreamlike, esoteric introductory adventure. The boxed set includes this 36-page zine, printed on sauce-yellow paper, illustrated and designed by Johan Nohr.
Herb/Mask Coin—The custom HERB/MASK Coin is the arbiter of fate for your mini-MÖRK BORG sessions. Cast in cold antique bronze metal, this token eliminates the need for mundane pocket change. One side bears the twisted, toxic silhouette of the sinister herb. The other side features the blank, haunting visage of the knowledgeable mask.
Exclusive LIQUID MISERY T-shirt—Heavy Gildan T-shirt screen-printed with the Liquid Misery logo and art.
Embroidered patch—If you don't want to pour hot sauce on your battle jacket, this embroidered textile patch will do the trick.
Liquid Misery Game Master Box—Custom presentation box featuring artwork by Johan Nohr that holds your artifacts and is designed as a GM screen for A Dying World Stripped Bare adventure by Pelle Nilsson.
This is a limited preorder. Once the allocated number has been claimed, it is gone. Please allow 6-8 weeks for final production and delivery.
Burn the throat. STOCKHOLM KARTELL ✚ CHACHO join up at the cauldron to conjure the official, blistering MÖRK BORG hot sauce, Liquid Misery. Perfect for when your character just died but you still want to feel something.
LIQUID MISERY is a loud and vibrant, sickly yellow elixir pairing pineapple sweetness with a violent, agonizing sting. Like the belly of a gutterscum, it’s pungent, acidic, garlic-heavy, and unforgiving.
*EU customers: Please order at the official MÖRK BORG store.
Ingredients: Distilled white vinegar, fermented Scotch Bonnet peppers, habanero peppers, roasted yellow bell peppers, roasted yellow onion, roasted pineapple, roasted garlic, salt, mustard powder, turmeric.One 200 mL bottle of Liquid Misery. Unlimited stock.
Liquid Misery is available as separate 200ml bottles, but for the hardcore hot sauce hound, we're making a brim-filled limited edition numbered boxed set with even more goodies.
Liquid Misery—Increase your suffering with the official CHACHO x MÖRK BORG yellow hot sauce.
A New Game + Adventure—Pelle Nilsson got his filthy hands on a keyboard and wrote a stripped-down, minimalist version of the MÖRK BORG rules (using only a handful of d6s and an herbmaster’s coin), as well as a dreamlike, esoteric introductory adventure. The boxed set includes this 36-page zine, printed on sauce-yellow paper, illustrated and designed by Johan Nohr.
Herb/Mask Coin—The custom HERB/MASK Coin is the arbiter of fate for your mini-MÖRK BORG sessions. Cast in cold antique bronze metal, this token eliminates the need for mundane pocket change. One side bears the twisted, toxic silhouette of the sinister herb. The other side features the blank, haunting visage of the knowledgeable mask.
Exclusive LIQUID MISERY T-shirt—Heavy Gildan T-shirt screen-printed with the Liquid Misery logo and art.
Embroidered patch—If you don't want to pour hot sauce on your battle jacket, this embroidered textile patch will do the trick.
Liquid Misery Game Master Box—Custom presentation box featuring artwork by Johan Nohr that holds your artifacts and is designed as a GM screen for A Dying World Stripped Bare adventure by Pelle Nilsson.
This is a limited preorder. Once the allocated number has been claimed, it is gone. Please allow 6-8 weeks for final production and delivery.